Throwback to Halloween!
This clever little piggy went way out of the box with her costume and decided to go with the adult baby fetish recently featured on “My Strange Addiction”!
Well done, and very creative. A+
Despite the conventionally unfashionable “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”-esque tank top, this piggy is strutting her stuff with confidence and poise. She walks with her head held high, and certainly demands a double-take.
Listen up piggies: it’s not what you wear, but how you wear it.
Watch out, world, because here comes Honey Boo Boo Pig.
SOW GLAMOROUS!
Gotta love a pig who knows how to wear a hat… Don’t let your inconveniently placed ears get in the way of your sense of style. Be yourself.
“Shine bright
Shine far
Don’t be shy, be a star
Where you live, where you are
Be a star.”
-TYRA BANKS
Goggles are both a fashionable and functional accessory for a pig who wants to avoid getting dust in their eyes when scrounging around for floor-cheerios. It’s happened to all of us, and we all know how irritating it can be. Goggles are a fun solution to the problem that plagues us all!
Also acceptable when going for a “mad scientist” look.
You go, Pig Coco. You go.
While I will caution him to avoid any sort of buffet or luau-style feast (Hawaii is not a place to goof around in the buff, piggies. They really like their pork over there. But this little guy’s got the right idea. In the words of Homer Simpson, “You can’t kill him when he’s wearing people clothes!”), it’s nice to see this pig so excited for his Hawaiian vacation. At least, that’s what I’m assuming, because these clothes are only acceptable to wear as a tourist in places completely devoid of former acquaintances…
Let your freak flag fly, piggy. Sow your wild oats.
Get it? Sow?
Like a pig?…
Fuck you, I’m great.
